I will probably be cursed with daughters
I am toying with the idea of moving to Australia with a crew of people I met on the internet to become an opal miner. The money could be good or I could end up broke with a missing leg or even dead. But at least I will be able to say I was a miner.
posted by jks_ at 4:12 AM
4 Comments:
You will be cursed with daughters that resemble Oprah Winfrey.
I wish to go to Australia!
You had better start posting some more, mister. I just might stop coming here. I have come to this site approximately 17 days in a row, hoping to find a new post that will make my day a little better, only to see the same heading. So get on top of it!
Don't do it, sport!
I live here. I've been there (Cooper Pedy), I've done that (the opal mining) and I barely got out with my t-shirt. They're all sharks, pimps, thieves and nare'-do-wells...which is not to say that they aren't lovely people...but the shiny pebbles send them mad, MAD I tells 'ee....
Of course, U.S. currency is always a nice gift for starving miners, so they might let you out alive....
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