I slept until 4pm again
My house is the fucking Secret of Nimh. I have noted the presence of Oprah Winfrey II, and have resolved to dispatch her as I did her mother. Or club her to death with a roll of contact paper. I am such a predator. Yesterday, I saw her fly out from under my bed, across the dining room and BANG! Right into the dog bowl which sounded like a bell and probably hurt. I'm giving her a 24 hour head start from right now for being amusing. Unfortunately, she will probably waste this generous gift milling around under the dishwasher.
posted by jks_ at 5:15 PM
1 Comments:
you should get a cat
or use glennie's interesting incessant licking ability to your advantage (in a good way this time) by having her drown the mice in her saliva.
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