Piper Is Not Too Bright
My brother's dog split the pad almost completely off her right paw last week. This required 8 stitches. It's about healed up now, and we unstitched her and she was happy. Then, today she did it again. On the other paw this time. I did the cleanup myself and I don't think she needs stitches this time. When I went outside to figure out how the hell this kept happening, I found a strip of aluminum siding which had been buried, but which has now become unearthed due to erosion or something. I pulled it out. My point is that this dog is stupid.
posted by jks_ at 3:12 AM
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...or incredibly smart. maybe she was pointing out that there was a sharp object sticking out of the ground and she did not want you to cut YOUR foot on it. she was doing you a favor. and who wouldn't? especially after she saw how you disciplined oprah winfrey.
That last sentence is quite possibly the coolest sentence anyone has ever written to me.
Thank you.
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